Happy Bday, Amigo! | Birthday Quotes for a Friend
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- May every bite of your birthday cake bring great pleasure to your taste buds.
- Wrinkles and grey hair are the gifts nature gives you for celebrating too many birthdays. Enjoy them, for you’ve worked hard for it.
- Happy birthday! Another new year, another new wrinkle! Enjoy!
- I love you more than a professional sports team loves its franchise player.
- If your wrinkles multiplied at the rate at which the money in your bank account multiplied, you, my dearest friend, would be richer than Jeff Bezos!
- Looking at the astonishing speed with which you are aging, I really wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years time you become older than your parents.
- Observe your birthday today, knowing that in certain jurisdictions, you’d be prosecuted for growing this old.
- Happy birthday! May you never feel ashamed of your wrinkles or old age.
- Considering your age, I thought it wise to come to your birthday party with my sunglasses so as to protect my eyes from the bright light from the candles on your birthday cake.
- Looking at you, I have no doubts in my mind God put you on this earth to age!
- Happy birthday! At this age, I guess nothing in this universe can ever make you die young.
- Best wishes! You have finally reached the age where life tempts you to count the wrinkles on your face. Hoping you don’t give into that temptation.
- If God were to bless His children according to their ages, He’d bless you with the universe.
- Wishing you a joyful birthday free from worries about how old you’re getting.
- Because you’ve been a good friend to me all my life, I pray that your birthday blessing will be as large as Nicki Minaj’s famous backside.
- May true happiness stick to you like the white on rice. Have a great birthday!
- On your birthday, may God bless you with the ability to identify an officer in plain clothes when you are up to no good.