Happy Bday, Amigo! | Birthday Quotes for a Friend

  • May every bite of your birthday cake bring great pleasure to your taste buds.
  • Wrinkles and grey hair are the gifts nature gives you for celebrating too many birthdays. Enjoy them, for you’ve worked hard for it.
  • Happy birthday! Another new year, another new wrinkle! Enjoy!
  • I love you more than a professional sports team loves its franchise player.
  • If your wrinkles multiplied at the rate at which the money in your bank account multiplied, you, my dearest friend, would be richer than Jeff Bezos!
  • Looking at the astonishing speed with which you are aging, I really wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years time you become older than your parents.
  • Observe your birthday today, knowing that in certain jurisdictions, you’d be prosecuted for growing this old.
It's never too late to become what you want. Unless you want to be younger. Happy birthday.
It’s never too late to become what you want. Unless you want to be younger. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday! May you never feel ashamed of your wrinkles or old age.
  • Considering your age, I thought it wise to come to your birthday party with my sunglasses so as to protect my eyes from the bright light from the candles on your birthday cake.
  • Looking at you, I have no doubts in my mind God put you on this earth to age!
Happy birthday best-tea.
Happy birthday best-tea.
  • Happy birthday! At this age, I guess nothing in this universe can ever make you die young.
  • Best wishes! You have finally reached the age where life tempts you to count the wrinkles on your face. Hoping you don’t give into that temptation.
  • If God were to bless His children according to their ages, He’d bless you with the universe.
  • Wishing you a joyful birthday free from worries about how old you’re getting.
  • Because you’ve been a good friend to me all my life, I pray that your birthday blessing will be as large as Nicki Minaj’s famous backside.
  • May true happiness stick to you like the white on rice. Have a great birthday!
  • On your birthday, may God bless you with the ability to identify an officer in plain clothes when you are up to no good.