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Funny Inspirational Quotes
“1. If you can’t talk to me without criticizing and insulting me and putting me down in that snotty condescending manner, then take your bad behaviors elsewhere. I don’t tolerate that negativity or toxicity in my life. Look in the mirror at what kind of person you are before you insult me.”
“2. When in doubt, remember “fish”: f*ck it, shit happens.”
3. “If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.”
4. “When you feel like stopping think about why you started.”
“5. I want buns of steel but I also want buns of cinnamon.”
6. “People say ‘nothing is impossible’ but I do nothing every day.”
7. “If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
“8. It’s either me or my home. It seems both of us can’t look good at the same time.”
9. “Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire, become what you respect, mirror what you admire.”
10. “I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.”