300 Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud.And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul.Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins.So to keep you healthy and happy literally, enjoy these 300 funny quotes…

Funny Quotes

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”– A. A. Milne
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”– Abraham Lincoln
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”– Abraham Lincoln
“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”– Abraham Lincoln
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”– Al McGuire
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes
Funny Quotes
“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”– Albert Camus
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”– Albert Einstein
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”– Albert Einstein
“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”– Alexander Woollcott
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”– Ambrose Bierce

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