30 Funniest Pieces of Celebrity Relationship Advice

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On Murder
Chris Rock relationship advice
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“When you’re married, you wanna kill your spouse. When you’re single, you wanna kill yourself. If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love.” — Chris Rock

And for more killer jokes, check out the 50 Stupid Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up.

2
On the Ideal Man

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“Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, disposable.” — Cher

And for more timeless one-liners from extraordinary women, check out these 20 Timeless One-Liners from History’s Extraordinary Women.

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