12 hilarious children’s​ sayings that leave grown-ups stuck for words

  • As the winter holidays got nearer, my little boy said to me, ’Mom, don’t buy any candies until the end of the month! Let’s save our teeth for Christmas!’
  • I had to put my three-year-old daughter in the corner for bad behavior. She stood there in silence for a few minutes, then sighed and uttered, ’Can you let me out already?! I feel like my life is passing by!’

12 hilarious children’s​ sayings that leave grown-ups stuck for words

  • My three-year-old son Andy was not feeling well. The doctor asked, ’Well, young man, what seems to be the problem?’
    Andy replied in a very businesslike voice, ’That’s what me and my mother would like to know.’
  • A mother of one is like an inexperienced rookie soldier. A mother of two can be compared to a professional warrior. A mother of three is SPECIAL FORCES!

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